COUNTRY TEASERS "Secret Weapon Revealed At Last (aka Full Moon Empty Sports Bag)" LP

Secret Weapon Revealed At Last aka Full Moon Empty Sports Bag is the The Country Teasers’ first proper full length album in four years (not counting Science Hat Artistic Cube Moral Nosebleed Empire, a collection of odds and sods released by In The Red last year). On Secret Weapon Revealed At Last we find the band at their rawest and most uncompromising — an unlikely marriage of post-punk, industrial clatter, country, and roots music that is damaged to such a degree that Johnny Cash don’t know but Gibby Haynes understands. Oh, we should also mention that the Country Teasers records are designed to offend those with PC values … mainly due to the fact that those with PC values certainly deserve to be offended deeply. Demented and always unpredictable, the Country Teasers are a true original and one of the last bands that matters. (In The Red)